Why didn't I think about this yesterday?!

*hits bong* In here! Yo, Carl. What up, kid? Yeah, yeah, whatever, hush up man. Mr. Truth here is going to be supplying you with some of the finest *hits bong* weed...and you...are gonna deliver it for us. What? Oh...yo, Truth! Come here, man! *hits bong* Carl here is gonna be paying you your money. Now, Carl, I've got a real do-gooder fucking with me and I want you to take this evil green poison and drop it on him.  Heh, heh. *hits bong* It's gonna ruin that asshole's career. Naw, not for me, man. I gotta jet Whoo, shit, I'm fucked up. Yo, Carl, pay the man.